Saturday, March 14, 2009

Pinning some 'bat ears back.

One of the things I love to do is toss a big turd into a moonbat's kool-aid jug, and living in the Twin Cities, I have a lot of opportunities to engage in that past time.

During the day, Mark Heaney is an ambulance chaser that specializes in fleecing people that think they've been fleeced by unscrupulous businesses. In the evenings, when he isn't stunt doubling for Uncle Fester, you can hear Mark stutter, sputter and babble his way through one hour of the biggest load of crap you'll hear anywhere on the local AirScamerica affiliate.

UncleHeaney


Listening to Uncle Heaney bounce his tin-foil hat off of the walls is always amusing, but for real LOL entertainment you need to hear what happens when "someone" calls in and harshes his buzz....like the guy you'll hear at 21.11 minutes into this recording.

Taped highlights include Mike McIntee from the Uptake explaining that he "tossed out" the big, fat, bald-faced lie he'd just had rubbed into his grill "to get our attention"; and Uncle Heaney explaining that the US Army doles out it's protection to us based upon our incomes.

Ahh, and spring is just around the corner, too.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Master of None said...

Is that link correct? I can't find your highlights.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that takes a big man, you want to fuck my ugly wife?

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Both of my daughters are pigs too. You could have them all if you want.

8:36 PM  

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